In one night, for the upcoming Spring had been pulled and brutally separated from my beloved "cart". It seems that my owner together with other alleged golfers intends to make me do "trip". Come loaded with ways, not just a "decent" into the trunk, which is another unhappy find! We quickly while we host to Exchange first impressions.
"But where we"? I question my painstaking Comrade.
"From what I've managed to" eavesdropping "seems to be willing to go to" See "him" Golf "in the South of Italy, at the golf club Riva dei ... tertali tessari, or ... ... ... tessali!
There have been a wonder we've faced this upnula experience nova resign. early in the morning, before the "canto del gallo ' we wake from burst decided" to remember "goalkeeper. "But what time?" we ask yourself stiracchiandoci.
Quiet Ride scrolls, speed is adequate. From the trunk, where are we locked him went wrong what do "before them". I understand that My "master" travels with some flax, while in another machine, where they were two of the owners calling smestnaných one Gino and Luigi.
You can reach the Golf Club Riva dei Tessali towards 13! Simply download finally know two bags that we are not sure, but very, very concerned, especially for the new experience! We travel, download it and place it on a cart through .... practice ground heat several muscle and display two-three other golfers, accidentally present unmatched talent in a game of golf and elegant movement practiced in hitting the ball.After not even minute performance stands, peremptory, Gino's voice: "gentlemen, please, enough with this bucket ball, we can go into the field that cannot wait" I ferri, stays with us would disappear: pockets, hide them, and you can "rintanano" notes and better Driver is afraid of sampled! I first wood 3 and 5, and others not to be "first", which tries to camouflage itself. Nothing you can do! Whistleblowing and firmly decided our owners, I think, with masters in art are predominant "sphere", choose Aleck and wise do with wood or iron, which seems best suited to take the first shot from the pit, one tee. For the truth now, after the first shot, strange language all strikes me! Proof that ' rude ' ball, perhaps because "tired from the long trip didn't mean" track "perfect shot" prode Golfer "' where" it ", with the sum of expertise had" intended ".
But you know, this game and always tolerant of others! I seem to remember that, throughout my career, albeit short, which sometimes have recruited Golfer to make a shot of "bad", performed a classic "flappa" and still, at least once, maybe that's not just "golf" sport! But so much so! Between shots of Manteigas on unladen, giggles and taken around our golfers there are holes in other sballottano from deprimendosi when the ball goes where "wind" and the port, if this esaltandosi, move nekoncilo for such production, decides from time to time, followed by the high line, a beautiful, long and straight apparently (and I think this is really) miracle!Si, sweating and ..... "profanity" (subheading but smiling) these "approximate" we drag on this field, just as they were towing load hay!. After four or five hours from this "nonsense" Finally we bring long-awaited ' home of golf ". Gotta hear them now! Do you hear the notes at the end of the first 18 holes ("false" as "tombstone")! Now feel all great champions, great golfers, boast another joke, distances achieved accuracy in pat, without in any way, the steps for "brain" for poor antechamber amateurs with no future hopes to improve! Our pockets that everything we saw we look and we decided to have extended their illusions!
We are early Morning fire "start over" Agony, field, well-trodden, truth it seems that measures approximately 6 km, But what about six kilometres! At the end of the 18 holes, seen as kricení, where we grabbed her, between salt and come and zigzag seems that these "experts" have a path not less than 10 kilometres! Who in the pond, who in the midst tangles bushes who in rough above (that is Cursed!), everything still constantly going to the "crazy trying to restore these balls" and thus increases exponentially km driven! Relentlessness that is particularly if attacked by Gino!It seemed that all plants were hostile towards the path is all .... memory1. affected and spies! …. Poor with each hit so led eyes, imploring God to try to make others understand that unfortunate fate "malignant and persecuted". But fate of malignant and disaster: the inability to, you can call!Good Luigi had immediately adjusted to new groups and actually played a little better than others (závistivými and gufanti … silently) results of the "score" speaks for itself!The second day, however when "flappato" that are blatantly švihání from "Tee", I think hole 4, between sorrisini much and malignant new "friends", "angry" as "Hyena", demanding cancellation of footage and RECALLING brusquely such strange rule "disturbed" the ball!Verily close to departure there is more confusion than on the market!Other "friends" perfidious, while accontentandolo, pointed out that, if there are disturbed ball would blame them "noise" caused by a shot, so that brought sciaguratamente!For Mr.Flax had taken the sacred fire "tags".Marked by the wounds of poor and emphasises the hands a little dazed Gino after me if these values can only go bug, plus a shot on the hole for the truth at that time, fortunately just for luck, incredible sensations was giving away unhoped dexterity. Aldo, played my owner without the infamous and praise! sometimes left a "doctrine", see them are not yet well, is a noble attempt to practice sport, difficult, or preparing for field for sowing potatoes! but the thoughts that are accompanied by a sudden j has been tempered by its title, eclissavano and then the usual "stick" 5, from time to time to feel satisfied, thanking God for not having spent the money to go for "unnecessarily figuraccia" in southern Italy!
With ' arrived, the day of departure, some faces, strange! silence and only a few words at the time of flowing fast when you are on vacation. transhipment in the trunk, in fact, bit moggi and saddened. Ride scrolls rapidly and eventually not without some nostalgia, I collect my beloved povzdechnou and famous trolley "Golf Club" where can I get a peaceful Belmonte sleep, and especially the disclaimer.
(aldo s.)
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